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One of my all time favourite Simpson’s moments is Homers speech about cutting members from the football team in Bart Star.

# The team are finishing today’s practice.

Good practice, kids. Now its time for the easiest part of any coach’s job.
The cuts. Although I wasn’t able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a
lot of you. Wendell is cut. Rudy is cut. Janey, you’re gone. Steven, I
like your hussle [Steven smiles]. Thats why it was so hard to cut you
[Steven's smile drops]. Congratulations, the rest of you made the team!
[random sighs of relief] Except you, you and you.
– Homer, “Bart Star”

# Homer’s voiceover on the credits

Scully, you’re cut. Brooks, Groening, Simon, you’re all cut. Castellaneta,
gone. Kavner, cut. Cartwright, cut. Smith, sorry, cut. Azaria, Shearer,
you’re cut. Firestone, you’re cut. So is Judge. Namath, you stay. All of
those people are cut. Johnson, Wolfe and Silverman are all cut. Goldfire,
O’Brien gone. Cut, Elliot, I don’t know what you’re doing here because
you’re all cut. Pietela, Kuwahaha. Theres so many cuts here, look, I’ll
just post them up and you see where your name is. Look how many cuts there
are there. Woah boy! You’re cut. All of you! You’re cut. I cut you!
[Gracie Films logo, "shhhhh"]
You’re cut too, shusshy!

Very Funny